14. When you refer to the “good ‘ol days”, you mean Club Chaos
13. You know that summer interns always make the best rebounds and hook-ups
12. You have at least one ex currently dating a friend or a friend of a friend
11. To avoid any confusion, you refer to Phase 1 as “OG Phase”
10. You spell bike “B-Y-K-E” because your bike is literally an extension of your body at this point
9. You know at least one former or current member of the DC Drag Kings
8. You’ve surrendered to the idea that you’ll never be able to tell the difference between a lesbian and a hipster
7. When you hear “Liquid Ladies”, you immediately think of Apex Nightclub
6. You can’t date a Republican…no matter how beautiful she is
5. You schedule your annual social calendar around Pride
4. “Where did you go to school?” and “What do you do?” are common greetings
3. You still miss Nation and Tracks
2. A bad break-up has left you shunned from the D.C. and Baltimore lesbian scenes…sometimes even New York
1. You automatically feel rejuvenated when a new chick comes on the scene
Credit: Memories by Tagg, Laughs and GIF’s by Bex Digital.
