February 18, 2014

Femme Problems 116: Nail Shop Blues

My love affair with the getting my nails done is second only to my love affair with mini dresses and statement pumps. Growing up in the Midwest, my friends and I would go to the nail shop religiously.
February 13, 2014

Femme Problems 115: Snowed in on Valentine’s Day

If only Valentine’s Day were as simple as our middle school years: go to CVS, purchase a box of cheesy too-punny-to-be-romantic valentines, and try to prove your popularity by giving them out to as many classmates as possible.
February 3, 2014

Femme Problems 114: To Shave or Not To Shave…

In the woman’s world, shaving is an artform. From adolescence to adulthood, we femmes spend our entire lives wrestling with the razor, trying all sorts of products that burn, pinch, and rip our follicles to shreds.
January 24, 2014

Femme Problems 113: The Top 5 Lesbians to Avoid at the Bar

From the moment a girl walks up to me at the bar, I can almost always tell exactly what type she is. Perhaps it's a gift I've acquired after spending over four years hosting and emceeing events at the longest operating lesbian bar in the country.